Yeah, we know, it is actually spelt ‘douche’, but this is the good old US of A and we LOVE our ‘fonetics’. And really, do you expect a douche to know how to spell properly?

Douchebaggery comes in so many flavors, from the inconsiderate douche who takes up two parking spaces at the mall to the obnoxious douche at work who insists on man-splaining everything.

Have you ever wanted to call someone out for their douchery? Sure, you can point them out to your friends and call them a douchebag, but don’t you have an obligation as a decent human being to warn as many people as you can?

We think so. Which is why we’ve created these two simple yet informative symbols.

Ok, that’s not entirely accurate. It is actually the recently-standardized symbol for ‘intimate cleansing’, created to help ignorant foreigners safely operate Japanese toilets during the 2020 Olympic Games!